Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea is a 2008 best-selling book by Chelsea Handler that was released on April 22 by Simon Spotlight Entertainment, an imprint of Simon & Schuster. The book is a collection of humorous and mostly autobiographical essays about her life. Handler has stated in an interview with Barnes and Noble, that she waited to write a book with such stories with no concrete theme and wrote My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands with the theme of one-night stands to help get her achieve enough popularity for this sort of book to do well. The title is satirically modelled after the Judy Blume novel Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.[1] Are You There, Vodka has a print run of nearly 300,000 copies and has topped several best seller lists